Wednesday, June 29, 2016

8 Cat Jokes for the Cat Lovers

Ending the month of June, and jumping into July, we figured everyone could use a summer laugh! Here are 8 jokes that only cat lovers will enjoy! Which one's your favorite?!


1) What do you call a pile of cats? 

A meowtian.


2) Where does the cat go after it lost its tail?

The Retail store.


3) Who are cat's going to vote for in November?

Hillary Kitten.


4) Why did the cat wear a dress?

She was feline fine.


5) What did the alien say to the cat?

"Take me to your litter."


6) Do you wanna hear a bad cat joke?

Just kitten.


7) What do you call a cat race?

A meowathon.


8) What do you call a cat that got caught by the police? 

The Pur-patrator.


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